Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Manny 'Misses Family', Leaving Taiwan Friday

Manny Being Mascot
I guess this could be called: Manny Being Manly. If you believe him. According to the authoritative blog, Manny Does Taiwan, the enigmatic one has been released by his Taiwanese team (the EDA Rhinos) and is leaving the country on June 21st for parts unknown. Manny's reason?—"because he misses his family." Of course, we know the real reason, don't we? He's just prepping for the next iteration of the Magical Mannystry Tour—this time with the Chiba Lotte Marines of the Japanese League for bigger bucks. That's why he's leaving. Manny Being Monetary.