Tuesday, May 7, 2013

A-Fraud: 'Like Being Eight Years Old Again'

STEVE NESIUS PHOTOGRAPHY
Isn't that special? Alex Rodriguez is so psyched about being back on a baseball field that it feels "like being eight years old again when I first grabbed a bat." How heartwarming! So, assuming he wasn't taking PEDs at age eight, we might actually see a natural level of performance by the Yankee third baseman. Awesome! The Fraudulent One signed autographs and chatted with the media surrounded by other Yankee gold-plated gimps— Curtis Granderson, Mark Teixeira, Kevin Youkilis and Francisco Cervelli. Only Derek "Mr. Wonderful" Jeter was missing among the Bronx MASH unit. We can't wait to have A-Fraud back!