Monday, April 15, 2013

Two Wins By Land, One We Can See

It's the quirkiest of quirky holidays in Massachusetts—Patriots' Day. Pretty much everybody has it off except the Post Office—which will be jammed with taxpayers waiting until the last minute to send their tribute to Washington, DC. Because of the holiday, you get an extra day to send your cash to Deval Patrick. The Boston Marathon will kick off in the morning and the Red Sox play at 11AM. Like we said, quirky. If Paul Revere were still alive, he'd be sleeping in. Nonetheless, Ryan Dempster will attempt to give Boston a rain-induced MiniSweep over the Rays—with two games already under their belt. Joe Maddon is coming! Joe Maddon is coming!