Friday, April 5, 2013

Red Sox Perfect Season Dashed By 'Juice Boy'

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Aging HGH Advocate Andy Pettitte showed the value of drug use on Thursday, shutting down the Red Sox 4-2 in the Bronx. Three "Garment-District"* double plays helped Juice Boy persevere. Ryan Dempster pitched well enough to lose (as he has in his AL career), giving up key 2-out RBI hits to the likes of Boston cast-off Lyle Overbay. Jackie Bradley, Jr. got the Sox on the board with an RBI double. So, only 161 wins.
* tailor-made