The Texas Rangers are on the prowl for relief pitching. After signing the likes of Derek Lowe and bringing up a bunch of kids, the team realized they are in desperate need of bullpen help. Red Sox scouts were at yesterday's Rangers-Oakland game to look at what Texas has to offer. The Rangers are also considering trading for Empire nutcase Joba Chamberlain (which would make Kevin Youkilis' life a lot easier—by the way, Youk turns 34 years old today). Stay tuned for an imminent move of some of the surplus in the Boston 'pen (Alfredo Aceves, Andrew Bailey, etc.).