Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Kevin Millar Mockingly Rejects Empire's 'Offer'

This is why we love Kevin Millar. Mr. 'Don't Let Us Win Tonight' tweeted today that he turned down an offer from the Yankees to come out of retirement and play first base for the Evil Ones. The reason for his refusal? Easy. He wouldn't be able to wear Thurman Munson's retired number fifteen. Apparently, even the thought of scooping balls in the dirt from former team mate Kevin Youkilis just wasn't enough to woo Millar. As far as we're concerned, the franchise housed at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street cannot be mocked enough. Kudos to Kevin for keeping this hallowed tradition alive.