Monday, March 11, 2013

He Left His Heart, Did Ben Francisco

By Jenn Of PhilliesPhollowers
And sold his soul, too. Ben Francisco was granted his release from the Cleveland Indians and immediately signed with the Evil Empire today. Francisco will likely get the bulk of the playing time in the absence of Curtis "I'm One Of Only Three Decent Human Beings On The Yankees" Granderson. The 31-year old Francisco is a .257 hitter over six MLB seasons with the Indians, Phillies, Blue Jays, Astros and Rays. Tony Bennett could not be reached for comment.