Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Evil Ones Shut Out Sox 4-0 At Bunker South
The Pinstriped Posers (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) defeated the Red Sox 4-0 this afternoon at the Concrete Bunker South in Tampa. Felix Doubront gave up four runs in a very shaky second inning, and Boston could only muster four hits on the day (two by Jackie Bradley, Jr.). Andrew Bailey, Joel Hanrahan, Clayton Mortensen and Andrew Miller pitched 3 2/3 scoreless innings after Doubront departed. Some guy named "Kevin Youkilis" was 0 for 4. However, the most amazing fact of all was that a Red Sox-Yankee game was finished in 2 hours and 17 minutes.