Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Case Of Musical MRIs Finally Clarified By Sox

With the number of medical fiascoes experienced by the Red Sox over the last few years, you can forgive John Farrell for not knowing precisely who is getting MRIs and who is not. After he erroneously reported that Jacoby Ellsbury had an MRI on Tuesday, the team later corrected the manager by stating that Shane Victorino had the MRI. Who even knew the Flyin' Hawaiian was hurt? Apparently not Farrell! Anyway, the report that Ellsbury's rolled ankle showed up fine on the MRI is apparently bogus as well. No word on the results of the real MRI or Victorino's injured right wrist. You can't make this stuff up, folks!