Friday, March 8, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: NESN To Televise Sox Game!

Remember These Guys?
In a dramatic reversal of recent policy, NESN will actually televise a Red Sox Spring Training game tonight at 7:05 PM. Set your DVRs to "Stunned!" Unconfirmed reports indicate that a Liverpool-Arsenal re-run was not available for airing tonight. Anyway, here's tonight's Red Sox line-up: Ellsbury CF, Pedroia 2B, Sweeney RF, Gomes LF, Nava 1B, Middlebrooks 3B, Lavarnway C, Overbay DH, Iglesias SS.  Ryan Dempster will start the game for Boston. By the way, still no Super Slow-Mo on our telecasts—as with the telecasts of virtually every other team in MLB. Maybe they're testing it at Anfield.