Thursday, February 14, 2013

Kevin Youkilis Has First Workout As An Evil One

Avert Your Eyes!
Until today, you could resort to denial. Maybe it was all a really bad dream. Kevin Youkilis a Yankee? Come on! Unfortunately, today Youk participated in his first workout as a member of the Pinstriped Posers. The details are sketchy. All we know is that he took batting practice at Steinbrenner Field and spoke with Joe Girardi. Since The Fraudulent One will probably miss the entire year, Youkilis could be the full-time third baseman in the Bronx for all of 2013. Oh, the humanity!