As if it wasn't bad enough that long-time fan favorite Kevin Youkilis is becoming a Pinstriped Poser, now we learn that the Bronx Embalmers will try to alter Youk's signature batting stance. Reportedly, Yankee hitting coach Kevin Long is changing Youk's stance by "lowering his hands, moving his legs further apart and dropping into more of a crouch." Lowering his hands? Oh, the humanity! Have they no decency? How many more, Mr. Speaker, how many more?