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| He's Throwing, He's Throwing! | 
Poor Dodger fans. They are being told by their team President 
Stan Kasten that prized acquisition 
Carl Crawford will be ready to roll on Opening Day 2013. Crawford underwent reconstructive elbow surgery days before being shipped from Boston to La-La Land in 
The Great Nick Punto Trade. Loyal Dodger supporters have been informed that Carl "has begun a throwing program". Isn't that special? It's enough to make us want to do an intervention for those poor gullible suckers in Chavez Ravine.