The American League East—the division your 2012 Carmine Hose finished at the very bottom of—just got tougher. The Tornoto Blue Jays pulled off a blockbuster trade with the Miami Marlins, which transforms our fine feathered friends to the North into a much better ball club. Toronto gets Jose Reyes, Mark Buehrle, Josh Johnson, Emilio Bonafacio and John Buck. Miami gets Yunel Escobar, Henderson Alvarez, Adeiny Hechavarria, Jeff Mathis and a bunch of prospect nobodies. The Jays also get $4 million. All of a sudden, the Jays leap ahead of the dormant, hole-filled Red Sox in the division. BenCher—get moving!