Thursday, October 18, 2012

REPORT: A-Fraud Will Accept A Trade From NY

A-Fraud Welcomed At Fenway
According to a report by USA Today's Bob Nightengale, Alex Rodriguez has told close friends that he would not block a trade that would send him out of Gotham City. Can't say we blame The Fraudulent One—having been pinch-hit for and benched in his team's biggest games of the year. Gee, do you think the Steinbrenner Twins (TweedleDumb and TweedleDumber) are trying to send a subtle message to their $30 million man? It's amazing that the Evil Ones are actually in a bigger mess than our own 69-win Carmine Hose. Who knew?