Thursday, October 18, 2012

Happy Yankee Elimination Day, Everybody!

The second most glorious day of the year has arrived—Yankee Elimination Day! Just a smidgen behind a World Series Clinching Day for the Red Sox, Yankee Elimination Day brings smiles to the faces of everyone in The Nation. Making it all the more luxurious this year is the pathetic offensive performance of the Pinstriped Posers. What could be sweeter than a four-game sweep of the team we all love to hate? Hallelujah! Let's have a parade through The Canyon Of Zeros!