Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Red Sox Relegated To Pathetic 'Spoilers'

You know how you become true spoilers in the American League East? You win the damn division, that's how. However, robbed of that option, your 2012 Carmine Hose enter tonight's game with one goal: prevent the Pinstriped Posers from making the post-season as well. Who cares if we are 15 games under .500 for the first time in 20 years? As long as the Bronx Embalmers are also golfing in October, it's all cool. Jon Lester can erase a lot of his frustration this year with a dominant performance tonight. Who knows? Maybe Boston will do the right thing, and we'll see a Beltway World Series—Dan Duquette's Baltimore Orioles against the Stephen Strasburg-Free Nationals. Why not?