Saturday, August 11, 2012

Derek Hits New 'Lowe', Signs With Evil Ones

Apostasy Redux
The Pinstriped Posers of the Bronx have signed Derek Lowe. The former Red Sox hero has joined the ranks of Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon as former Carmine Hose who have gone to the Dark Side. Lowe will pitch out of the bullpen in the wake of yet another trip to the DL this year by CC Sabathia. If Lowe is still with the denizens of the Concrete Bunker on 134th Street when they next visit Fenway (September 11th), he will surely be met with the fate he deserves—a sound booing.