Friday, July 27, 2012

Wally Costume Stolen, Then Recovered Today

Wally On The Loose!
UPDATE: Just a "misunderstanding".
Honestly, folks, you can't make this stuff up. In case you thought things couldn't possibly be worse for your Boston Red Sox, word comes that the Wally The Green Monster costume was stolen from Fenway today and later recovered by Boston Police.

Apparently, the theft was executed by a suspect who simply got into the costume and walked away. Brilliant! FenwayNation's crack investigative unit is looking into whether the culprit was Ben Cherington borrowing a strategy from his mentor Theo Epstein. Gorilla Suits, Wally costumes—what's the difference?