Thursday, March 22, 2012

The Empire Shrinks Back; Pedey Hurt

After the Red Sox had tied the Evil Ones in the bottom of the ninth (on a suicide squeeze), the Bronx Embalmers refused to come out to play the 10th inning. Joe Girardi claimed that he was out of pitchers, but apparently that fact was not communicated to Bobby Valentine, who took umbridge with the ploy:
“They had plenty of pitching. Probably too long of a ride. They could have known that going in. It was regretful that Mortensen warmed up though and then we were told that they weren’t going to play extra innings. I didn’t think that that was very courteous.”

In fact, the Pinstriped Posers did have at least one pitcher available, but the truth has never stood in the way of a good excuse in the bizzaro world of the Steinbrenners. On top of everything, Dustin Pedroia was hit on the right forearm and left the game in the second inning. Think the rivalry is dead?