Roy Oswalt says he may wait until mid-season and hook on with a contending team—in much the same manner as Roger Clemens. Can't you just hear Jerry Remy now?:
"Roy Oswalt is in John Henry's box, and Roy Oswalt is coming back. Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen. Roy Oswalt standing right in John Henry's box announcing he is back. Roy Oswalt is a now a member of the Boston Red Sox."
We can hardly wait.