Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Fake Injury Exhibition Coming To Fenway!

Be still our National Heart! The Fenway Sports Group has announced that a soccer match will be held on the supposedly pristine turf of Fenway Park sometime this coming Summer. John Henry's plaything (Liverpool FC) will face the partly-Boston Celtic-owned AS Roma. The level of ennui we attach to this announcement is roughly equivalent to our view of Ultimate Fighting. We can't wait for being able to utilize sayings like: "nil-nil", "pitch" and "top of the table". Yawn.