Wednesday, August 3, 2011

P-P-P-Poker Face

A-Fraud strikes again!

Major League Baseball is investigating the Yankee third baseman for gambling in "high-stakes underground poker games." Let's hope he's forced into another one of those wonderfully embarrassing press conferences where he tells the world about yet another indiscretion. And maybe even get a nice long suspension. What a loser. Thank goodness we never got him.