Thursday, February 3, 2011

Pettitte Takes Gold Watch

Come on down, Bartolo Colon! You too, Freddy Garcia! And don't forget the immortal Ivan Nova and the scintillating Sergio Mitre. Reports are circulating that Andy Pettitte has retired, leaving the Empire in a major starting pitching lurch. Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall today when Dumb and Dumber (AKA Hank & Hal) meet about this?