Think of all the ticked off Rhino fans this morning. Their only superstar—
Manny Ramirez—has abandoned Kaohsiung, Taiwan for the bright lights of Arlington, Texas. The EDA Rhinos of the Chinese Professional Baseball League have lost the guy who hit .352/.422/.555 with eight home runs for their beloved team this year. In case you missed it,
the Texas Rangers signed Manny to a minor league deal yesterday and he will report to AAA Round Rock to take yet another step on his
Mannycal Mystery Tour. He will likely DH if he makes The Show, allowing
Lance Berkman (when he's healthy) to play first. Just so you know, the Rangers have already made their
only trip to Fenway for 2013, so our only chance to see
Manny in the Hub is in the playoffs.